May 19, 2007i don't think the guests are gonna want turkey after what mom did with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
Posted on 05/19/2007 2:27 PM Comments (6)
March 18, 2007appearance.......didn't spell that right....... is ((((((NOT))))) everythig u though.......... theres more to the face OF BEAUTYi got this out of chainmail i usually cant stand chainmail but this one was different...........i thought it was sad but a good story................it truly shows u a message............some people are just plan out rude...........not saying u though............some people are drop dead nice.............which are u..................... DO U ONLY CARE about LOOKS..............or is there more to a person then what meats the eye??? well heres the story NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!!! ok this is like really sad i have some tears coming.............ok
Posted on 03/18/2007 9:15 AM Comments (9)
i wish i could find a guy as loveing as this one.............i got this out of some chainmail..........suprisingly it was good.........kinda heart breaking but good............... this is what true love is Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
did you get any tears :( are u the person who would give up there life for someone u love?
Posted on 03/18/2007 9:07 AM Comments (3)
March 5, 2007what a friend i am...LOLAre you tired of those silly "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's my promises that actually speak of true friendship. 1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused - I will use little words. 7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. tell me something whats your fav??? what a friend i am at least i speak the truth....or do i...jk...love u all
Posted on 03/05/2007 6:42 PM Comments (2)
February 17, 2007if u cant stand ur teacher try one of theese..............Top 10 ways to annoy your teachersOk, if your like me there is always at least one sertain teacher that u can't stand. So what do u do about it. Well, i'll tell u what to do, u annoy the heck out of her/or him. Make them pay!!! 1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the teacher says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. 3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male teachers) 4. Address the teacher as "your excellency". 5. When the teacher turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" 6. Leave chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers. 7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking. 8. Correct the teacher at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent. 9. Wink at the teacher every few minutes. 10. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room. 11. Start a "wave".
Posted on 02/17/2007 12:56 PM Comments (3)
February 15, 2007FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN DRIVING.......1.) Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang. 2.) At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors. 3.) Two words: Chicken suit. 4.) Stop at the green lights. 5.) Eat food that requires silverware. 6.) Pass cars, then drive very slowly. 7.) Sing without having the radio on. 8.) Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture. 9.) Let pedestrians know who's boss. 10.) Restart your car at every stop light. 11.) Stop and pray to road kill. 12.) Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. 13.) Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. Laugh a lot. A whole lot. 14.) Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
Posted on 02/15/2007 4:42 PM Comments (1)
February 14, 200718 Things To Do In An ElevatorHere is how you spend your time in an elevator!!!!!! 1.) Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off. 2.) Sell Girl Scout cookies. 3.) Crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas. 4.) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 5.) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" 6.) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!" 7.) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Stupid motion sickness!" 8.) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. 9.) Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!" 10.) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 11.) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. 12.) Meow occasionally. 13.) Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!" 14.) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space". 15.) Say, "Ding!" at each floor. 16.) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. 17.) Play Twister. 18.) Pull a desk in the elevator and when a person goes into the elevator you look up at them and wait untill they look at you then the funniest thing to say would be "do you have an appointment?!"
If u have another idea that I can add on to this, leave the idea in the commet area!!!! Ok, thanks for reading!!!!!!
Posted on 02/14/2007 5:03 PM Comments (5)
February 6, 2007!!!!
I LOVE BUZZNET. LOVE PEOPLE, UNLESS THEIR MEANNY HEADS. I CAN'T SPEEL. RANDOM, I KNOW.
Posted on 02/06/2007 3:08 PM Comments (2)
January 26, 2007WhoWho likes Panic at the Disco??????????
Posted on 01/26/2007 8:50 AM Comments (2)
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