Hottt's Journals

i don't think the guests are gonna want turkey after what mom did with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

	lol i thought this was the funnest thing ever!!!!!!! this is a good reason why u shouldn't use BIG BAD WORDS around kids...............but oh well.....this came from chainmail and i had to save it under one of my journals so if i ever need to laugh i can just read this! :)


the mom calls the husband a "bastard" and then the dad calls the wife a "bitch" and billy goes to his mom and says "mom what's a bitch and a bastard?" and the mom says "well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen" and then later billy goes outside and listens to his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "mom whats a penis and vagina?" His moms says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat" and then later billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit" and billy said "Dad, whats shit" And then his dad says "Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream " and then billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "fuck!" and then billy says to his mom "Mom whats fuck?" "Well billy fuck is a way of cutting the turkey" and Then later the guests arrive and billy goes to them and says "Hello bitches and bastards, may i take your penis's and vaginas, my dad's upstairs wiping shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey"

appearance.......didn't spell that right....... is ((((((NOT))))) everythig u though.......... theres more to the face OF BEAUTY

i got this out of chainmail i usually cant stand chainmail but this one was different...........i thought it was sad but a good story................it truly shows u a message............some people are just plan out rude...........not saying u though............some people are drop dead nice.............which are u.....................

DO U ONLY CARE about LOOKS..............or is there more to a person then what meats the eye???

well heres the story

NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!!!

Girl: Hey

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and
he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got
fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than fuck! What's the point of going out with
someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked
at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her
Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the
hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto
the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside
and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and
wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when
something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I
pretty enough now?"

ok this is like really sad i have some tears coming.............ok
no one deserves to be told that by someone they love. i meen i rude can u get..............

A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...well today i want to tell u all that even though i don't now u well the fact is that everyone is gorgeous!!!!!!!!!!! don't let people get to u ..........hold ur head high...........i know its hard but if u let them get to u then u yourself are believing what they say...........don't take the crap that people say about u!!!!!!!!! cause no one deserves it.........no one

i wish i could find a guy as loveing as this one.............

i got this out of some chainmail..........suprisingly it was good.........kinda heart breaking but good...............

this is what true love is

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(in the paper the next day): A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

did you get any tears :( are u the person who would give up there life for someone u love?

what a friend i am...LOL

Are you tired of those silly "friendship" poems with decent intentions, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's my promises that actually speak of true friendship.

1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

tell me something whats your fav??? what a friend i am at least i speak the truth....or do i...jk...love u all

if u cant stand ur teacher try one of theese..............Top 10 ways to annoy your teachers

Ok, if your like me there is always at least one sertain teacher that u can't stand. So what do u do about it. Well, i'll tell u what to do, u annoy the heck out of her/or him. Make them pay!!!

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the teacher says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.

3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male teachers)

4. Address the teacher as "your excellency".

5. When the teacher turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"

6. Leave chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.

7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.

8. Correct the teacher at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

9. Wink at the teacher every few minutes.

10. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

11. Start a "wave".

FUN THINGS TO DO WHEN DRIVING.......

1.) Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

2.) At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

3.) Two words: Chicken suit.

4.) Stop at the green lights.

5.) Eat food that requires silverware.

6.) Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

7.) Sing without having the radio on.

8.) Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.

9.) Let pedestrians know who's boss.

10.) Restart your car at every stop light.

11.) Stop and pray to road kill.

12.) Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop.

13.) Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

14.) Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.

18 Things To Do In An Elevator

Here is how you spend your time in an elevator!!!!!!

1.) Make racecar noises when anyone gets on or off.

2.) Sell Girl Scout cookies.

3.) Crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.

4.) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

5.) Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"

6.) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

7.) When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Stupid motion sickness!"

8.) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

9.) Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

10.) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

11.) Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

12.) Meow occasionally.

13.) Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"

14.) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space".

15.) Say, "Ding!" at each floor.

16.) Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

17.) Play Twister.

18.) Pull a desk in the elevator and when a person goes into the elevator you look up at them and wait untill they look at you then the funniest thing to say would be "do you have an appointment?!"

If u have another idea that I can add on to this, leave the idea in the commet area!!!! Ok, thanks for reading!!!!!!

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